Monday, April 25, 2016

Dime Store

Jeremy Butler, Daniel Brown, Kaelin Clay & Darren Waller walk in to a bar...

No joke, those guys were all playing Wide Receiver for the Ravens at the end of last year. And despite the fact that they all showed enough promise to make it to the NFL, I don't think they made many fantasy football rosters. Of course they were led by Kamar Aiken in many of those late Fall games - but 12 months ago Aiken could have just as easily walked in to a bar in Baltimore and not been noticed.

Which brings us, as unlikely as it sounds, to today and the fact that the Ravens may have a WR group on par with the Anquan-Torrey-Jacoby trio that led us to victory in Super Bowl XLVII.


I present to you:

  • Steve Smith Sr.
  • Mike Wallace
  • Kamar Aiken
  • Breshad Perriman

John Harbaugh seems excited to welcome Mike Wallace to the flock

Of course a lot can go wrong - Perriman has yet to play a down in purple and black; Wallace has yet to catch a pass from Flacco, Aiken is still new at this star-receiver thing (see above) and Sr. Smith was supposed to be on the golf course already.

But here they are. A quartet of pass catchers that are likely helping Joe get through his rehab. I imagine a poster of them taped to the screen of a treadmill. 

Not to be out done, the Ravens all of a sudden boast a deep Tight End group as well. Ben Watson joins the fray along with Maxx Williams and Crockett Gillmore, let alone the return of Dennis Pitta to the Castle.

Get well soon Joe, you have some dimes to drop.


Thursday, April 14, 2016

2016 Ravens Schedule: Hot Takes

With less than 30 minutes to digest, my quick take on the Ravens schedule:

1. Home Opener vs. Rex/Reed/Tyrod will be great for the Ravens media

2. Back-to-back weeks in the Big Apple must be rare for a road team - the team is welcome to stay at my place in Hoboken

3. Did NFL put Ravens vs. Browns in prime time? Kick-sixes only happen once

4. Monday Night. In New England. In December. Yum.

5. (Not) home for the holidays? Christmas in Pittsburgh followed by New Years Eve in Cincinnati will make or break Baltimore sports fans holiday spirit




Tuesday, April 12, 2016

The Promise of Pitta

Photo by Al Bello


News reports indicate that Dennis Pitta may in fact be returning to the NFL. Not only that, he may still be a Raven. Wonderful news for any Baltimore fan, but fans of athletes in general.

I can not imagine the devastation of working your entire life for a specific goal; achieving that goal (#SBXLVII4EVER!); coming back to work and then having your dreams derailed, or rather dislocated Twice!

Dennis Pitta is making the decision after consulting with doctors and others close to him.

We shouldn't be surprised. After doctors told him he couldn't safely return last year, he responded by saying, "Certainly there's no plans to retire at this time."

Certainly there's plans to root for him this time.

Update:




Thursday, April 07, 2016

Hot off the Presses

NFL GM's, they're just like us.

That's because the Ravens recently published their own 2016 Draft Guide and my first thought was, I wonder if Ozzie uses the magazine the same way I do at my Fantasy Football draft each year.

[EDITORS NOTE: This year's draft will be in Denver, CO thanks the Von Miller and my league's annual tradition of hosting our draft in the city of the Super Bowl winner]

Does he cross off those prospects who are already picked? Does he circle sleepers in advance? Does he keep it rolled up for reading on planes, trains and on vacation? I'd like to think so. See for yourself.


Bold(in) Choice

Former Ravens wide-out Anquan Boldin took part in MLB's Opening Day #CapsOn campaign earlier this week and took a very balanced approached to his hat choice. However, purple eyes will spot that Q is shown sporting at Orioles hat along with his new best friend at the time, Mr. Lombardi. #SBXLVII4EVER

Monday, April 04, 2016

Birds of a Feather

This is Birdland!

With #OpeningDay upon us for the Orioles, the Ravens used their social skills to wish their feathered friends good luck...

On Twitter...


On Facebook...

From our nest to yours,Good luck to the Orioles for a successful 2016 season!#FlockTogether
Posted by Baltimore Ravens on Monday, April 4, 2016


And on Instagram.

A photo posted by Baltimore Ravens (@ravens) on

Saturday, April 02, 2016

Mr. Weddle

There must be plenty of marquee moments in the life of an athletes' parents. Watching them play for the first time, getting drafted, winning a title...but I have to imagine being able to wear the professional jersey of your own child must be pretty special. Thanks to Twitter, we get to see Mr. Weddle experience that joy. Nothing like getting to put on the purple...


(📷 via @Weddlesbeard on Twitter)

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Castle Hunters



You know what would make for great offseason content? An HGTV-style show documenting the proposed renovations to the Under Armour Performance Center, otherwise known as The Castle in Owings Mills. As Garret Downing reports, the proposed upgrades could include new space for broadcasting and digital operations or new lockers to accommodate additional players during Training Camp. But let's think like the Property Brothers.

What if they knocked out the cafeteria and replaced it with a series of cuisine specific kitchens or a hibachi table for 55? Perhaps an extension to the indoor practice facility that could include a game room complete with a row of football pop-a-shot machines. The entryway to the room would of course have a sign that read, "Are you Elite?".




Or you could go all-in on the castle theme and build a moat around the property, only to be used by Michael Phelps and any competitor who wishes to challenge him. You could have a lot of fun with $35 million, let's see if any of my ideas made the cut.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

HBD to the Ravens

Amazing to think we all could have been wearing Baltimore Railers jerseys. Maybe CSX could have sponsored.

Either way, on the 20-year anniversary of the Baltimore Football Team officially being given the name Ravens, it's fun to think about what could have been. Here is the complete history, but for those with 6-second attention spans, here's the only part that matters:



So happy birthday Ravens, thank you Art, and to The Railers, you're welcome.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Week 1 - Magic Moment

Borrowing from the birds who play across the parking lot, there was some magic in the air at M&T Bank Stadium on Sunday.

At least for a moment.

Week one of the NFL season is always special, especially if you get to open at home. And for the 2014 home opener, I invited a life-long Ravens fan, Iggy (who grew up in LA and lives in Chicago, go figure) to attend his first game at the Big Crabcake.

As a result, I tried to show Iggy a bit of Baltimore before kickoff and after grabbing a coffee (big surprise) we walked around the harbor and straight to the Purple Patio at Mother's. Not a place I'd take my mother, before a game or really at any point, but it does know how to host a tailgate party, especially on a gorgeous morning in Maryland. Fresh off finishing the coffee we switched to beers (note - no food yet) and took in the crowd. Purple from wall to wall, with a few foreign colors thrown in. Don't worry - the red &yellow were sported by fans wearing a C.J. Mosely Alabama jersey and a Joe Flacco Delaware #5. Very strong.



Our next stop was the Stadium as we wanted to be sure to catch a glimpse of the newly installed Ray Lewis statue on the Unitas/Lewis Plaza. As Iggy correctly predicted, there was quite the statue-selfie line surrounding #52, but just as we made our way to the front, I spotted a few familiar faces behind a camera. Jeff and Laura, both of whom Lauryn and I worked with for countless Ravens games, were outside filming the masses meeting statue Ray. And since they needed a few 'models' to help get the shot just right, we volunteered and I can only assume made the final cut. (UPDATE: We did!)



We ventured inside and made our way to the seats after a little Team Store shopping. Yes, I showed Iggy my writing that still adorns the Club Level walls, and then it was time for kickoff. And then nothing. I mean nothing good. Nearly 30 minutes went by without the Ravens scoring and although the defense was miraculously keeping the Bengals to all Field Goals, the game did not seem to be going our way. Case in point, with a chance to finally get some points on the board before the half, Flacco took a snap with :08 left and a shot at the End Zone before (at minimum) getting to a try a FG. Of course he took about :09, found no one and was sacked. Half over. Iggy was not impressed.

"BALTIMORE!!!"

We should have known things were about to turn around as the man immortalized outside the stadium made a special appearance on the field along with the wife of the late Johnny U. Ray gave a sermon/speech, he did his dance (there will never be a 'last dance') and the second half was about to begin on a brighter note.

A blocked field goal here, a defensive stop there, a few points and by the 4th quarter the Ravens were within striking distance. A long strike, but still. Down 15-10 with about 6 minutes remaining, Flacco scrambled around his own 20 looking for an option. And in true Jacoby Jones in Denver circa Divisional Playoffs 2013 fashion - he found a receiver deep down the field as he connected with Steve Smith SENIOR on an 80-yd touchdown complete with SSS fighting off defenders (okay, pulling them down by the helmet) to reach the end zone. And just like I jumped off my couch when Jacoby caught the ball in Denver, I jumped out of my seat and proceeded to hop and high five and maybe even hug those around us. It was a moment that seemed bigger than it should have. It was just week one. There was still 5 minutes to go. This wasn't Denver. But after being down and seemingly out of it for most of the afternoon, the revelation that we were actually winning...in the fourth quarter...was cause for hops, hugs and high-fives.



Like I said...a moment. TWO offensive plays later. Yes, just two. Andy Dalton 'hit' A.J. Green for a 77-yd touchdown (albeit with a bobble to give us a hope for a second) and before I could even post to Instagram, the Bengals were back on top. Ugh. An invisible punchin the stomach that only sports can deliver. Of course the Ravens had another shot. We marched down to the 20-yard line with about 1:00 to go, but eerily similar to the first half finale, Flacco found himself getting sacked on the final play. No overtime. No win. No more magic.